Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Songkhran soaking - Chiang Mai, April 2013

Calm before the storm: at Wat Doi Suthep
 After a few months back in London and initially enjoying lots of theatre and concerts, and even the snow, I found that the fag end of winter was dragging on and on, deep into April.  Lashing rain, bone-chilling gales… 

So thoughts returned to the embracing warmth of SE Asia once again.  And if thoughts, then why not deeds?  Idly searching the likes of opodo and lastminute.com one day, I found that flights to Chiang Mai could be had surprisingly cheaply.  Having survived the Loi Krathongfestivities, and realizing that Songkhran was on the way…

Songkhran: the Thais’ new year; and though they also celebrate the western and Chinese equivalents, this is the biggest celebration in the calendar.  The citizens of Chiang Mai are recognized throughout Thailand as the best partiers in a partying nation, and this is their high point.  So it was obvious what I had to do.  And I did.

In no time I was whisked from grey, drizzly Heathrow at a fridge-like 4 degC, and found myself standing in a warm sunset glow at Chiang Mai, in the high 30s, with a distant view of the local mountains, blue silhouettes against a red afterglow.  Welcome once more to the Land of Smiles: certainly there was a big grin on my face!

I was welcomed into the little B+B by the Thai-Brit couple that run it, and felt immediately at home.  For the festival I made my base at a nearby bar on one of the main streets, a tiny but very friendly place, where they were very keen to initiate me into the mysteries of the festival.  I later met the owner of the bar, who turned out to be an American transsexual with, it seemed, a beautiful local girlfriend (a real woman as far as I could work out).   Only in Thailand!  One of the bar staff, Sak, took me under his wing and determined I was going to get the most out of the new year.  Early one morning, he took me up the mountain on the back of his underpowered motorbike (I had to get off and walk the last bit!) to the temple of Doi Suthep, which is one of the most important religious sites in the country.  On this, the first day of the holiday, it was packed with local people coming to pay their respects.  We bought candles and incense then walked three times around the central stupa, its solid gold cladding dazzling in the hazy early morning light against a Gaugin-blue sky.  Then we knelt as an ancient tattooed monk in his tangerine bright robe blessed us and flicked water across us. 

This is the origin of the water festival, a respectful and religiously based gesture.  In the past, people would pour a small libation from a cup over your shoulder to wish you good luck.  Little did I know how this had metamorphosed over the years.  Though perhaps I should have guessed, given my Loi Krathong experience, where a calm tradition of floating candles on the river had turned into a mad firework throwing event across the whole city. 

So back to the city streets, and things were already kicking off at the bar.  Sak took me walking round the full perimeter of the moat of the ancient city, and the streets were filled with stalls and pick up trucks. Not a water festival – a water throwing festival!  The stallholders were not so interested in selling as dragging buckets of warm brownish water from the moat and flinging it at every passer by – especially the farang!*  The crammed beds of the pick ups were full of giggling kids with monster water pistols – and no feeble western types: think Kalashnikovs of the water spraying world – which they constantly refilled from barrels of ice water.  So you could simultaneously be getting a freezing face full from the left and a warm drenching from the right, over and over again.  All delivered with mischievous smiles and cheers!  I was completely soaked within seconds, but still it kept coming.  Then as we headed back towards the bar, the gods decided to join in.  With a huge echoing crack of thunder, an unseasonable monsoon-style deluge fell from the huge black clouds that suddenly appeared over the city, drenching everyone yet again. 

Two more days of this!  One evening I made the mistake of asking Sak to take me on his bike to a restaurant on the far side of the city, thinking things would have calmed down later in the evening.  We had to run the gauntlet of a thousand grinning kids and again arrived soaked.  This wouldn’t work in London, but in temperatures in the high 30s (90s F) it was good fun; and I ended the three days with a rictus grin.  Battered but very happy I retired to the bar and ordered a stiff gin and tonic.

*foreigners

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